Programmings

An AI hand pulling a zombie hand holding a floppy disk out of a grave, surrounded by tombstones for moment.js, var, callback hell, and XMLHttpRequest

JavaScript Necromancy: The Web Never Forgets, and Now It Autocompletes

LLMs learned JavaScript from a web that never deletes anything. Now they generate 2013’s best practices at scale, publish them back onto the web, and the next model learns from that. The graveyard has a feedback loop.

imgc: A File Processor with Plugin System

Released imgc v0.1.0 - a cross-platform file processor with extensible plugin architecture. Built primarily for automatic image compression but designed to handle any file type through custom plugins.

Netscape Navigator 2.0 (1995) introduced the first version of JavaScript (then called LiveScript), famously created in a hurry for that release.

JavaScript: The Web Never Forgets

From a ten-day hack at Netscape to a chokehold by Chrome V8, JavaScript has lurched from frantic prototype to global standard—scars and all.